Official (unofficial) wedding merchandise

Mayuresh is getting married.
Dress accordingly.

A strictly limited run of tees, caps, totes and stubby holders to commemorate the end of an era. Every purchase supports the groom's dignity fund, which is running low.

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Mayuresh in sunglasses and a suit throwing up peace signs at a bar — The groom. Allegedly.

GROOM
TO BE

The Drop

Early mockups. Prices and sizing to be confirmed. Pre-orders open soon.

The Classic Tee

Heavyweight black cotton. Chest badge, back roster of the wedding party.

TBCComing soon
The Dad Cap

Unstructured, adjustable strap. Embroidered patch. Hides the hangover.

TBCComing soon
The Tote

Canvas, long handles. Carries one bottle of champagne or several regrets.

TBCComing soon
The Stubby Holder

Neoprene. Keeps the beer cold and the toast short.

TBCComing soon

The Print

One face. Two colours. Zero regrets.

Every piece in the drop carries the same badge: a two-tone halftone of the groom mid-sentence, sunglasses on, indoors, at night. Screen-prints in one pass and reads from across the dance floor.

Two variants are in the running. Tell us which one you'd wear.

Halftone badge, close-up variant — A. The close-up

Halftone badge, suit and vape variant — B. The suit

Full colour photo badge variant — C. Full colour

Download badge A · Download badge B (1600px PNG, transparent)

Evidence

Submitted by the wedding party. Captions are placeholders, send us better ones.

Mayuresh grinning and raising a glass with a friend at a bar — Pre-engagement. Note the innocence.

Mayuresh in a suit and sunglasses outside a bar at night — Business in the front.

Looping clip of a packed dance floor — Party in the back.

Mayuresh in a striped linen shirt and small sunglasses with both hands up — Hands up if you're getting married.

Mayuresh at a wedding reception with a napkin tied around his head — Field research at someone else's wedding.

Close-up of Mayuresh in sunglasses throwing peace signs — The face that launched a merch line.

The Story

Every groom gets a nickname. Most of them are forgotten by the reception. This one got a domain name.

Pussy Patole is a one-off merch line made by Mayuresh's mates to mark the occasion, embarrass him gently, and make sure the wedding photos have at least one thing everyone agrees on.

Placeholder copy. Swap in the real origin story, wedding date and location here.

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Send us your email and your size and we'll ping you the moment the drop goes live.

Email hello@pussypatole.com

FAQ

Is this real?: Yes. The merch is real, the wedding is real, the nickname is regrettably real.
When do orders open?: Soon. Register interest above and you'll be first to know.
Does Mayuresh know about this?: He does now.
Shipping?: Australia to start with. Pick-up at the wedding for anyone who leaves it too late.

Mayuresh is getting married.Dress accordingly.

The Drop

The Classic Tee

The Dad Cap

The Tote

The Stubby Holder

One face. Two colours. Zero regrets.

Evidence

The Story

Get notified when pre-orders open

FAQ

Mayuresh is getting married.
Dress accordingly.